Bash never once hit on any of them, and lived with a prettyboy in perpetual cut-offs.

Thank you for posting this. No snark, no trolling.

I would give anything to be known in this life as a "schlockmeister", like Sam is. Hell, if I had been born twenty years earlier, I bet I would've been one: coked up, and making drive-in movies.

There's no justification for it, so what, exactly, is "purposely misleading"?

They dumped him out of his chair, and Death Adder slit his throat with poisoned claws.

Multiple covers are back with a vengeance.

People born in 1995 are grads?

Big ups for the Aztec shout-out.

I'm a Gen-Xer, and in my time, I'm pretty sure that "leaving you alone for a week" thang would've still resulted in a CPS call.

Having to explain a Logan's Run joke at the AV Club?

Except none of them had mosasaurs. And part 2 was gods-awful.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand…?

El Santo knows his Spidey history.

B-cause Jurassic World was AWESOME.

No The Flintstones?

Quite the optimist, eh?

Will.i.gram released unspeakably awful wax cylinders.

Based on the review, I cannot fathom how a movie that exists solely to push minions merch has *so very much plot*. Kids can't / won't follow it, and (sane) adults will get annoyed, so why bother?

Another thing:

Major kudos. They swung for the fences in changing the entire world of their intimate little show in ways you never see on network tv, and that takes serious balls.