I hear soooooo many women get into the rape game to get a piece of those sweet, sweet millions.

Michael Jackson's image was rehabilitated?

That's considerable thought and effort, which I respect… but hating the song is much easier explained away with "it sounds like cat in estrus being crushed while Billy Joel noodles on his piano".

My biggest takeaway from this article?

One doesn't need a thesaurus to feel that a song sucks.

She indicated that she may never had heard the full album, and just hated the radio singles. There's no shame in that, and it's perfectly valid to give up on a band for them.

Psst…

He and Batman fought in Kurt Busiek's awesome Avengers Vs JLA crossover.

If there's one thing I respect, it's Total Adherence To A Bit.

That sounds like The Greatest Show Of All Time.

You've never seen The Cabin In The Woods?

Now, now.

"This is exactly the sort of sanctimonious hand-wringing that undermines all of us on the left. This constant effort to bolster one's own Liberal Righteousness by vilifying someone who is ON YOUR SIDE is quite beyond me.

They're America's thing!

My ma was a career "Personnel" manager / executive, and lamented the shift in the '80s to "Human Resources".

I remember Cornette more for his tennis racket.

Pretty sure it's just you, as I've never met anyone who didn't rave about it.

If I remember right, Maher and Coulter fuck in the World War Z book. Or I think it was supposed to be them, in the big "celebrity compound gets overrun" scene.

I had an idea for a reality show movie called, like, "Stalking With The Stars", where each team of civilian-and-has-been-celebrity hunts other teams made up of the same. Kind of like Celebrity Password, but with a helluva lot more murder.

You don't have to be Mormon to have a half-dozen women chained up in your basement….