Rare that Savage gets accused of being the "dudeliest" at anything.

Dang, same here.

I wish. Between him and the Bosslady (who has the quirks of a) hating to dine alone, and b) only wanting to dine at places where there is a server instead of ordering from a counter, because she hates filling her own drinks and getting her own silverware), it's the Fourth Circle Of Cubicle Hell.

"Heeb"? As in the ethnic slur?

No, no they aren't. It was a joke.

Almost every week, I have a coworker who loudly proclaims how he hates Mediterranean and Indian dining, and sushi. So we always have to eat burgers and Tex-Mex and such.

Shotgun approach!

Your timeline also corresponds to the increase of phone support lines, where instead of reaching a helpful person directly, you spend hours on hold, bounce through phone trees, and dealing with useless script-readers who ultimately send you to another hold queue.

And here I thought he just went full-on crazy.

I have three storage units *full* of beepers!

I have never Reddit-ed.

"Identitarian"?

There are always long lines out the door for big midnight releases.

Texas did it a while back. As sucky as it is, can't blame them for the blatant cash grab, what with the huge ding in sales taxes after everyone went online.

It's insane to me how B&N has turned into a toy store over the last two or so years. And their stock is expensive as hell (like, who buys those Legos at MSRP?) and / or easily Amazon-able for less.

As much as I miss him, Kornfeld's death was absolutely perfect. A more glorious capstone to his hawd accountz-receivin' lyfestyle could never be attained.

My Sharknado Pop! is awesome, and the dead eyes typical of the style really work for the piece.

Damnnnnnnnnn. I like that.

There's a link above to his movie review, but not a savage takedown in the style of this column.

That's the thing I'm saddest about.