I'd argue ITT transcends those, as a) they go back at least 40 years, b) daytime TV was bombarded with them (particularly during the UHF era), and c) they aired extra-nonstop during summertimes, when us latchkey reprobates were devouring the airwaves.

ITT Tech commercials have been a staple for decades on daytime TV, airing incessantly between Gilligan's Island and I Dream Of Jeannie reruns.

Welcome aboard!

RE: Stinkin' badges.

The Addams Family's long-lost Cousin Tooff.

I enjoyed that way more than I should have.

It's one of my Top Three favorite books out right now.

What does fighting vampire-zombie-monster things with ray-guns have to do with Scooby-Doo?

Never would I believe that I'd one day spend thirty minutes in a passionate discussion about the awesomeness of the new Flintstones book in a shop called the Bedrock City Comic Company…

"Most".

There's always a need for guest artists to spit some verses.

That tribute is wack. Wiggedy, even.

Gods damn you.

Making him the white Chubby Checker…?

Nana, is that you? Do you also love a bracing glass of buttermilk with every breakfast?

You're the only other person I know who's seen it. (I actually spent money on the DVD, new.)

The Fat Boys did it first and legit with the real Robert Englund.

Hank Hill is aghast.

) We broke up because it was a long-damaged relationship that never recovered. (It was our second engagement, because the first one wasn't "good enough"…things never really recovered after that, despite years of attempts. Yeah, I was a doormat, and she was terrible. Awful combo.)

Thank you!