How long have you and Gosselin been dating?

Just send people this clip, and save yourself some stamps:

Allow me the last word.

No.

I can't wait until I'm old, so I can grow my eyebrows out about two feet long like a crazy wizard.

He totally gets a pass. It's not his fault obtuse and / or irrational readers with an axe to grind can't bother to read what he wrote. Being insulted is on you, not him.

He did acknowledge it, by using the word most instead of all. You can use Merriam-Webster to distinguish the two, if you need.

Has South Park featured her yet?

Sadly, Swanson is barely sentient.

I haven't heard a soul dislike the new WHAS.

Daddy… is that you?

The CD was rare and mega-pricey on Amazon for ages…

Ah-ha!

I know nothing, and The Googles let me down.

I did, until The Wife threatened to murder me. She, sadly, has zero tolerance for boozy celebrity retro-shenanigans.

That… that was beautiful.

HE'S OLDER!!111!!!11!

Googlize Luthor's evil dog, Destructo.

How does the existence of Squirrel Girl's comic make Marvel, to use the vernacular, "suck"?

And by that you mean "Amazing".