In the short-story collection The Ultimate Super-Villains: New Stories Featuring Marvel's Deadliest Villains (1996), there's a tale about The Trapster tiring of the spandex circuit.

Soft. I shank those that say otherwise.

Cigarette, you got Tha Goods.

I've seen George Clinton / Parliament / Funkadelic / WhateverTheHellTheyCalledThemselvesBetweenFights three times, and Worrell was with the band on two of those.

You and me both.

So weird you brought this up.

Burger King burgers used to be delicious Back In The Day. But over the last 15 years, their food has gone to hell. (And their fries always sucked, but they miraculously made them suck worse.)

Back in the late '80s / early '90s in my Pizza Hut years, I worked with a driver who moonlit as a grease pirate.

All that *cough* hilarity, and the thing that struck me most was the repeated use of the same shots.

Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine and Yacht Rock Review are the only things even slightly interesting here in Houston.

Master P is a lyrical war criminal.

Do I have the perfect commercial for you!!!

Someone clearly didn't read enough Penthouse in the '80s.

Yes, what could *possibly* be the appeal of sexy vampire lesbians doing sexy vampiric lesbianism?

No lie, my ex-sister-in-law dated a guy whose nickname was Sleazy-E. She even used the name when introducing him.

That episode made me name a stray kitten Freunlaven.

"That's hate speech."

Expecting compensation for the work is hardly unreasonable. If you want artists to make the music you like, they have to have the resources to do so.

Savini, too!

I thought I was alone in loving the non-parodies more!