I would unabashedly love this movie.

This is a great soundtrack, from someone who wore out the cassette in his beater ride. It evokes the movie perfectly, and captures the fun and sexiness of teenage vampire '80s hijinks, while also playing with teenage angst.

Cherry Falls had so much potential. Sigh.

The first is hot garbage. The second has ambition.

He was clearly ALL OF THEM.

You're the second person I've heard say that I:GAU is awesome.

There was a magical time in the '70s-'80s when every mall food court seemingly had a place called Corn Dog 7.

I'm old enough to have owned the Meco Star Wars vinyl, and played it into oblivion. Also loves me some goofy soundtracks.

There was the zippy dialog about how the dog's techie owner cheaped-out and got a collar implant, instead of a chip in the dog.

That was excruciating. And fascinating, just for the fact that someone, somewhere thought it was a great idea.

I'm pretty fond of 1996's Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. When it came out, The Wayanses had yet to wear out their welcomes.

Yeah, but those shows were consigned to the "off-brand" networks. Furthermore, in that era, said networks only had a few nights of original programming.

And tits.

Two episodes of a fledgling comedy series isn't enough time. At least catch up on their hit videos.

Dang, this game sounds right up my alley.

For *all things*.

And a suffers-no-fools Paul Reiser, which was a thing I never knew I wanted.

Shoulda hit me up before we split.

I did.

My dead grandma, for one.