Man. Been a while since I've encountered a staunch Allen supporter.

There is also something off about marrying the very same stepdaughter you bathed in her childhood.

"Get Brett Weir, I said."

The newest one about "getting over your ex" gave me the laughing fits for a solid 10 minutes. There's a setup and gag payoff that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Romero caved and used the term "zombie" in 2005's Land Of The Dead.

Since Romero's NOTLD is public domain, Kirkman was originally going to do a straight-up "living dead" riff in his comic, before doing his own brand.

John Skipp and Craig Spector's Books Of The Dead collections (the two official ones, I mean) have some amazing tales. They're from the late '80s, and unencumbered by "modern zombism".

It was a two-issue mini called F13: How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

Great article. Thank you! I've read most of the Halloween comic material, and it's good stuff.

But what about the unofficial third one, Speed Zone…?

"I-I-I-I want the knife" is the only part anyone remembers.

Holy shit, that was amazing. Thank you.

Given that Blaine made almost all of the undead in Seattle to have an instant customer base, and Major's been killing zombies, putting one and one together…

Blaine has his stylist dye his hair and do his pale makeup to keep up zombie appearances.

No one is more surprised than me that I'm a Reiser fan. He was the MVP of the show.

My favorite episode was the crossover with Family Matters, when Winston's nephew Urkel paid a visit, and let out all the ghosts in the containment unit.

Thanksgiving dinner, to be precise!

Boy howdy, was he. And he was outstanding.

Except Paul Reiser was amazing, and made the entire season worthwhile.

Land Of The Dead is hot garbage, and I can prove it with math: