I Kickstarted real moolah to get this made.

I did, at the theater!!! With a date who haaaaated it.

The Cannibal Run needs to become A Thang!!!

Michael Shannon sounds like Bill Hader doing an impression of Michael Shannon.

I enjoyed the hell out of this.

No lie, one of her nicknames was Twerkules (pronounced like the hero of Greek myth).

I am awed. You're totally right!

Whoah. You may be right!

My ex-wife was a huuuuuuge fan of the "Gucci Gucci" video. Played it incessantly to memorize the lyrics.

Up-voted solely for the "Cochran prank" reference.

One of the few things I remember about Flying Blind was a bit with an undertaker's assistant named Raoul.

Because I'm an egomaniac, I'm re-posting last week's "Freddy & The Fat Boys" tale (from the "Ron Weasley" article)!

They do eat fresh corpses…until the change.

Glad to help. And hope I didn't come across as too dickish. ("Commenting without reading" ranks amongst my Top 5000 Pet Peeves.)

Jason's big setpiece at a cornfield rave is worth the price of a rental, as is the follow-up commentary from the stoner survivor:

Except, as the article mentions, the Scream Queens show premieres tomorrow…making it pretty damned timely.

As the article points out, the DVD inserted all the chopped gore gags. The footage is a little rough, but it makes the movie all the grodier / awesome-r.

The remake is fantastic.

I would watch a prequel of nothing but clips of them doing their prior missions.

Depending on how "monster-y" they are, the 6-10 range is ideal.