Vance Defrens here.

Back when they were new, 'Wreck-It Ralph' and 'Hotel Transylvania' played as a double-feature at the local drive-in.

Ask away for friendly advice—there seems to be a great contingent of locals here.

Someburger on 11th in The Heights has a great burger.

Being 5 in 1978, I used to annoy my swimming instructor by trying everything Man From Atlantis style, instead of using my arms and kicking.

Watch 'Survival Of The Dead' and get back to us.

"Old people scent" is a real thing.

Accidentally posted this below.

Moved to its own comment.

It looked like the US / Canada border areas were X'd out, too.

No one has mentioned Tattooed-Pawn-Shop-Mustache-Man.

Man. Now I want "Hillbilly Hunter".

That header picture is from 'Willie Dynamite', not 'Black Shampoo'. (It's Roscoe Orman, also Gordon from 'Sesame Street'.)

One of my favorite exchanges in the history of anything.

By "classic iteration", I meant "episodes with the core five characters". No Scrappys or Flim-Flams or missing main characters.

Au, contraire! The Scooby Gang (classic iteration, of course) teaches invaluable lessons, like:

I'm not sure how many out there caught this, so I thought I'd share.

I don't, but I do remember a Hardy Boys Mysteries where they took on Lorne Greene as Dracula!

And Coke, if you're a Texan or Southerner (yep, there's a difference) referring to soda in general.

In the spirit of "what is the shittier gift card", I think Applebee's beats Subway.