When you're grown and independent, you sometimes gotta use the bandaid maneuver to rid yourself of lousy family.

And 'The Specials', which is the movie 'Mystery Men' should've been.

I'm an idiot. Ignore me!

I saw it On Demand a year or so ago, so it's floating around. Netflix, I think.

I gotta ask…was it called Hot Pogs? Pog Dogs? Ho-Pos?

Oh, man. What Handlen said.

I've always enjoyed Dr. Strange's guest appearances more than his own solo book.

I've always enjoyed Dr. Strange's guest appearances more than his own solo book.

As a megalomaniacal guy who adored 'Populous' and 'Civilization' and 'Black & White' (even if it was frustrating at times), I really, truly tried enjoying 'SimCity' and 'SimEarth' and 'SimLife'…but I failed miserably. Those games didn't do a thing I wanted them to do (which I realize is more a problem with me than…

The Baragon duds showed up in Ultraman, too.

Anyone remember Fox's Woops!, from 1992?

I can top that.

Actually, here in Houston, there's a midwife birthing center dedicated wholly to the midwives being RNs.

A few months back while watching TV, I turned to my wife and asked if she wanted to play "Dr. Womb Versus The Saucy Dalek"…and then launched myself across the couch, bellowing "SEX-SPER-MIN-ATE!!! SEX-SPER-MIN-ATE!!!" in my best robo-voice, and tickled her mercilessly.

I bought that record on release.

My definition of Classic Rock:

I look GREAT in a Kangol, thank you kindly. I just never wear it backwards, because that would be awful.

"STEINBECK, Y'ALL!"

You read Moonstone's comics, or official short-story collections? They're pretty dandy.

That…that is so perfect.