@Sir Gibler: Yea... I use right click countless times a day on my MacBook.

@markfourman: Why, when there was 95 and 98 out? #windows7

I see that "Finding Help" at Wal-Mart isn't the same thing as "Finding USEFUL Help".

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: You mean they should stop even though there are already cops on the scene? Do YOU do that?

@Xiaoqiang Jon Liao: You have to let it sit for a little bit.

After I've seen the new updated friends list... I can honestly say Renee Zellweger's face is no longer the worst looking thing out there.

"died from a combination of methamphetamine intoxication, an enlarged heart due to long-term drug abuse, and Taser shocks."

For those that had it freeze up/hang up on them and got stuck with white lettering... do this.