Yet what is the practical difference between Warren and Sanders when it comes to the distribution of wealth? Or how the economy operates? A problem is that capitalism and socialism are really broad terms and if you’re not precise about what you mean by one or the other then it basically becomes meaningless sloganeering…

I think the idea of a social democracy sits just fine with most of the population. Which seems to be the endgame for both of them via slightly different paths.

Shocked HamNo was allowed to publish this before Splinter’s Bernie-or-bust editors could squash it.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

This is what I would imagine Tom would say, “It pays quite well, thank you. Since I have a fetish for taller than me women, my options are endless. My biggest hurdle there is getting them to sign a NDA and joining my cult. Speaking of hurdles, yeah I have those written out of my contracts for obvious reasons.”

There you go Vandersloot shaming. 

This is not the “Western Conference Finals.” There are, in fact, no conference finals in the WNBA; all eight postseason teams enter the bracket together, seeded from 1 to 8.

of course they would do this the season with the worst animation quality....

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

That's my purse!

Yes yes yes, fine, The Simpsons will probably get a rewatch or two, but tell me: will D+ have King of the Hill? That’s what matters here in the house that anaphylaxis built.

Privacy concerns assuaged by guy who thinks your phone can't be tracked when it's off or in airplane mode. 

“What’s wrong with tracking teenage girls?” asked Roy Moore.

Clever way to track white supremacist movements. 

war turkey

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

The beauty of coaching is growing the players from the ground up.

You can look at that way. I choose to look at it as Kobe letting this girl attend her dance recital, and letting a woman tell him “no” is a very big step for Kobe.