Between him and Efron, we’ve had a great few year run on serial murder thirst.

By the time they had gotten the offer, Russia was already all cattywampus. It would’ve been near impossible to sneak Nick and his family out of the country. Then George dragged his feet. Then it was definitely impossible.

Dave was for Universal Jobs BEFORE Bernie.

His eyes are the doll eyes from JAWS...

I’d watch a Big Bird threesome with Barney and Adult Arthur.

Gods be good. That incest porn should’ve happened eight minutes ago.

I like him so much less after he started producing for Netflix...

Oh Praise Satan!

Watching her take and slip punches in debates is impressive as hell.

I don’t know... Pete Butt may win Iowa despite having only dealt with South Bend’s whooping nine member city council as a legislative body.

“Hahahahahaha... Probably.”

If Liz doesn’t win (Or at least Bernie), we’re so deeply, deeply fucked.

Yes. They’ve been members of the tres comma club for so long they forgot what money means to working folk (assuming they weren’t already upper class (Oh HI Bill Gates!))

Wait a minute... Are you Chastening me?

This made me die. I am now a ghost.

I feel so bad for Chasten. Not only does he have a lacrosse player’s name, but his husband is a shark eyed corporate shill who’s in way over his head.

$10 says it’s better than Super Mario (But not by much!)

I forgot this happened. Thank you for reminding me. I have reason to get Disney+ now so I can relieve this.

Then I will not pay to see this film.

Does Khaleesi bang her ghost-donor-love interest?