If only his could catch her in the polls!

Plant a fall fruit tree in the spring or summer, wait til fall. EVERYONE LOVES APPLES. Penny’s birthday is Fall 2. BOOM.

This is going to keep happening until we pass reasonable cannon control laws.

BEAR DONG!

As a White Sox fan, Eloy Jimenez LOOKS GREAT in black and white.

“Plus, that cult is basically slave labor. You should really ask me about that more because it’s pretty fucked up.”

I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Dumb bumpkins. At least I GET email when Google tracks me.

This is DELIGHTFULLY absurd.

“He’s only 6'8" 237. Who among us can’t get under his wingspan and work the body? I’m basically Rocky.”

...It’s the only game that’s been played...

If only the Speaker of the House could drop sick burns like the Speaker in the UK.

It had a Klansman governor who was arrested for being too corrupt for the 1920s...

We need to end the stigma around psychosomatic symptoms. If you feel pain, YOU HAVE PAIN. There’s nothing wrong with that.

I met Thomas in a bar in 2012. No idea who the fuck he was at the time.

There are many great podcasters of color. It would be nice to have an article promoting this. Perhaps the AV Club can write one.

Jay Cutler is my favorite Bear because he hated his job as much as the average fan.

Someone Tom Brady would make a pro-bowler!

“Finally.”

She’s the Game of Thrones ending of candidates.