The Subway guy, you’re a gigantic asshole. No pickles make you not want to eat a perfectly fine sandwich?

This is a dude who has read all his press and it has made his head too big for his helmet. Josh Norman started the head games with him, and every corner covering him now is doing it.

That Rocket guy is pretty much the microcosm of every horrible Michigan football fan I’ve ever met.

LOLions

I thought he was fucking brilliant in The Master. Swing away, Merrill.

Can’t believe he won a Super Bowl. Still bottles the mind.

This is the third installment of butthole stories. I am proud to call it the Deadspin Butthole Trilogy.

Ah, pulled a page out of the Brady Hoke Ethics of Coaching book.

I agree. I think the Rams should sit him as long as they can, maybe he’ll marinate nicely like Rodgers did. If he can be ANYTHING CLOSE to Godgers, then I’ll be happy.

9th ranked team in America? Yikes.

(I am not a Pats fan either - I almost never forgave them for breaking my heart with the 2002 Super Bowl win, but then forgave them for beating the Seachickens)

I still think the worst fans in the NFL are the Steelers fans. They humblebrag constantly about MOST SUPER BOWLS IN HISTORY, BABY. Fuck you, who cares.

Michigan State actually won that game. Maybe that was a sign of the future for Aaron Murray.

What a great human being. Sparty bro here, but will root for his success.

If you are deciding between 3 possible starting quarterbacks, you have none at all.

“What’s the big deal?”

I’d bet on MSU to make the Playoff again before I’d lay any coin on HARBAUGH DERP to make it in.

Seems like a douchey kid. He’ll be perfect playing for Jim Harbaugh someday.

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