I believe that the NHL wanted the Penguins to win the Cup in 2009. Evengi Malkin deserved to be suspended after game 2's instigator penalty. The league gave a shit explanation and never canned him for game 3. I truly believe the Wings deserved that Cup. Cindy Crosby is also the most overrated player in league history.

Seven Final Fours, a national title, 7 Big Ten regular season and 5 tournament titles, along with being in the Hall of Fame. Yep, he’s definitely not that good

Lot of retards on the board today.

That Michigan ever had a relevant basketball program in the last 25 years.

“Tom, come BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!” - Berman

“Thank GOD we made that trade!” - Tigers fans across the world, including myself.

Man, I wish they would’ve been able to do it. They’re Trey Fucking Parker and Matt Fucking Stone! Let ‘em do it!

Is this guy the biggest crybaby in baseball, without a doubt? I think he is.

Team Gayfish.

He’s always been a whiny douche. I remember when the Tiggers kicked his ass once in 2014, the baby accused them of stealing signs.

Wait, he does?! Holy shit! That’s awesome! Another black guy in the NHL!

Further proof that the football player in question is a pussy. Of course, Deadspin claimed Draymond guilty until proven innocent before ANY facts came out about the incident. There is a reason the football team wanted him gone.

They’re probably pissed he got hit, and will blame it on Matt if they lose

Fuck Baylor and anyone who is associated with that football program. You’re Penn State-Lite, which is not a complement.

WHAT A TRAITOR!!!11111oneoneone - Cards fans

My first beer was Blue Moon. I didn’t care for it AT ALL. That was back when it was a little less mainstream than it is now. I really should’ve just bought Kirkland Signature Light Beer (yes for those who aren’t Costco-aware, that is literally the name) and worked my way up. 48 cans for 22 bucks!

Get a life you fucking Pokemon Go La-hooo-za-heeerrrs

Stop trespassing you dumbfuck Pokemon players.

Take the rest of the day off. You’ve earned it.

I wish Lindsay Czarniak would help me with that.