“Tom, come BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!” - Berman

“Thank GOD we made that trade!” - Tigers fans across the world, including myself.

Man, I wish they would’ve been able to do it. They’re Trey Fucking Parker and Matt Fucking Stone! Let ‘em do it!

Is this guy the biggest crybaby in baseball, without a doubt? I think he is.

JFC, every topic on this whole website turns into a political debate. Fuck outta here, /pol/.

Team Gayfish.

He’s always been a whiny douche. I remember when the Tiggers kicked his ass once in 2014, the baby accused them of stealing signs.

Inb4 the Marvel cucks

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I was interested in seeing the film in theaters via that Fantom Events company, but after reading this... Good Lord. They fucked up royally.

South Park once again warned us in advance. Just substitute poop for pee.

Wait, he does?! Holy shit! That’s awesome! Another black guy in the NHL!

Further proof that the football player in question is a pussy. Of course, Deadspin claimed Draymond guilty until proven innocent before ANY facts came out about the incident. There is a reason the football team wanted him gone.

They’re probably pissed he got hit, and will blame it on Matt if they lose

Fuck Baylor and anyone who is associated with that football program. You’re Penn State-Lite, which is not a complement.

WHAT A TRAITOR!!!11111oneoneone - Cards fans

My first beer was Blue Moon. I didn’t care for it AT ALL. That was back when it was a little less mainstream than it is now. I really should’ve just bought Kirkland Signature Light Beer (yes for those who aren’t Costco-aware, that is literally the name) and worked my way up. 48 cans for 22 bucks!

Get a life, you fucking Pokemon losers.

Get a life you fucking Pokemon Go La-hooo-za-heeerrrs

Stop trespassing you dumbfuck Pokemon players.

Take the rest of the day off. You’ve earned it.