Beastmaster at least had trained ferrets. This is Russel Crowe wishing he was Italian, and “we don’t know what to do with Aaron Taylor-Johnson.” the movie. Just give us the Tangerine and Lemon movie.

To continue the “was that on purpose?” thought experiment. I found that with the humor, for the most part I was laughing “AT” the movie rather than “With” the movie, including the whole baby in a microwave thing. A particularly egregious part of the Chrono Bowl scene invokes a specific Kevin Smith bit that I know was…

Onstar works with law enforcement and can shut a car down remotely. That has been standard in any GM car built with Onstar since 2009. I think the car industry is using fears of a Fast and the Furious car wizard as a way to get around keeping things behind a paywall and ignoring the spirit of Right to Repair. 

So who was the real villain of the story? Miguel? Spot? Gwen? Other Miles? Yes Miguel was doing the whole council of Ricks/Kangs/Watchers/Reeds thing and is basically a time cop, but would he be in the clear for just snuffing a spiderman that doesn’t toe the origin story line, that’s badguy territory? Spot seems like…

Zack Snyder presents the Battle Beyond the Staaaaaaars!

At least give us a wheel option like this. I’m too lazy to photoshop these wheels on the blue xlt up there. 

Boston checking in. While no particular car tends to stick out, I will say that driving them directly into a building and/or flipping them over on a rotary seems to be a trend. Seems like one news article a week for the past... ever. And not just like “boop” run into a building, more like “guided missile” into a…

I totally forgot about murdur-durdur, that was a good show N@. 

Free guy is just live action the Lego Movie without Morgan Freeman.

The golden army was pretty amazing and felt like a really good mix of HB and Del Toro. As much as I liked Rasputin’s gloves and Kronen’s whole deal from the first movie, the tooth fairies, and the troll market and the story from the golden army were much better.

If Teenage Engineering designed a car

There was a scene in the Life + episode that hit too close to reality and I had to turn it off. The part where Kendall is demanding they build him a house on stage with magic clouds over it the night before his speech, which they do only to have him scrap it at the last minute. The rule about nobody getting to say…

I think the consensus is that it’s a better show if you haven’t read the books. I keep bumping up against that uncanny valley of “almost like the thing but not the thing” and get sort of grumbly about how the story is being told and a bunch of other stupid details that get in the way of me actually enjoying it for a…

In comparison to some of the other macguffins Star Wars has floating around in the books and whatnot, the Dark Saber is pretty tame.

S&S Marketing team: So we should broaden our paid reviews beyond book nerds on instagram to anime fans named Bigolas Dickolas? 

I mean Husqvarna makes both motorcycles and chainsaws.. it was right there and the dude went full Makita.

2% checking in.