Isn’t John Cusak a kickboxing black belt?

“Cyber” seems like such a quaint, dated term. Like Information Superhighway, only with 80% more one handed typing.

Not quite “Geocities dancing baby Bad” but quite possibly “Myspace blingee bad.”

As a former Hoosier, I actually miss Pizza King Pizza. In an unironic yet significantly flavored by nostalgia sort of way.

it sort of “scrolls to the right”

I have the Krypto New York version of the above chain lock. Was always skeptical of the price, ~$100. Left my bike overnight at my university locked up out of necessity. Found it in the morning with two broken hacksaw blades and the tip of a pair of bolt cutters sitting next to it (part of the jaw bits). The chain is…

At least now we know Captain America can’t afford an apartment in Brooklyn because he’s making payments on this:

5 lbs of sugar free gummy bears, also known as the Gummy Cleanse. *just noticed these are the non “death by GI evisceration” kind.

5 lbs of sugar free gummy bears, also known as the Gummy Cleanse. *just noticed these are the non “death by GI…