Mario 64 is still pretty great. Easily on par with something later like Sly Cooper or Jak & Daxter. My only beef with Mario 64 is there is no second analog stick control but that’s more a limitation of the N64.

The gameplay was the biggest part of the charm back then. They didn’t change it and that’s why most Crash fans are happy about this. If you didn’t like it back then, you won’t like it now I’m afraid.

Serious question, why are you more worried about 15k nukes than 3k nukes? Anything over 10-12 going off at the same time has the same net result, the more you add to the number the less we all suffer. Dead is dead, but I prefer death by vaporization that radiation poisoning.

Should Kotaku abstain from covering games if they launch broken on day one?

Take the stage picking away from the competitors is what I say. Then you’ll have an environment where those who have truly mastered the game can shine.

Well Noctis was the chosen king that banished the darkness so...yeah the afterlife is probably cheerier after that.

I mean it’s not that happy...they’re till dead. They’re just dead together.

It made perfect sense in the context of the story. You were just to dense to understand it and are now being defiant about your ignorance.

Um, did you miss that they literally pan up to them from a plague that marks Noctis death?

I think it heavily implies that he’s dead and in the afterlife with Luna. He had to give up his own life in order to return light to the world. Knowing his fate was just so, he wanted to essentially take something “with him”. I think it was suppose to be poetic in that you select a photo of your 3 friends together as…

They arn’t actually in the throne room. Luna has been waiting for him wherever people go when they die. They are like ghosts if you will, its simply showing that they are finally together...pretty cliche’, but Noct deserves a little something after all that.

I’m pretty they just joking. Try to harm a hair on the body of any one of these kids and every single one of these parents would fight you to the death though they might not raise a finger to protect themselves in a fight. Parents are complicated people.

Option 3:Dad with kids: Learn how to teach your kids not to fuck with your shit, ya dope.

You’re right, I still do see adults act like 4 year olds.

I have kids. I find the advice perfectly valid. Yes, accidents will happen but a modicum of baby proofing and attention will prevent the majority of problems.

who gives a fuck if you’re a professor? like, are you saying that if you weren’t a professor your whole comment would be garbage? why are you even leaving it then? also, like being a english professor gives you some special perspective on narrative? i studied english at a pretty well-respected school and many of my…

Good. Whilst they’ve got a refund policy now, for years digital media avoided this despite countries having laws making it required. This is still small enough for Valve to pay it without worrying too much but it will at least make the point that yes, consumer rights still matter even when a product isn’t physical.

It’s because the + at the end. They don’t want Google+ infiltrators.

Pikachu rejoices at the salt harvest.

“Punished” is a pretty strong word for not getting to play your pocket monster game absolutely anytime you want. People’s lives are more important.