Yeah, I don’t talk to my dad either. I refer to him as Derek when he comes up.

That’s a solid choice. My sister’s kids call our stepdad Morfar (mother’s father, Danish) and our mother Nana (as her mother was before her). I am simply Auntie. Not Auntie Marillenbaum, just Auntie. Not that there aren’t other aunts, but I’m the only one who doesn’t have their name appended to it. It’s a point of…

My dad calls me “Liz”. My name starts with a C and isn’t even close to resembling “Liz” or Elizbeth or any name you’d get the nickname “Liz” from. And it’s not my middle name either.

Near 30 hear about to have his first child. Wife asked what I wanted to be called. My reply: “Dad I guess? Dont think it really fucking matters?”

This would be funnier if your Dad’s name was something other than “Derek”.

When one of my kids calls me mommy, they’re either sick or about to tell me something they did that they shouldn’t have.

I will likely never be a grandmother but if it were to happen, I would 100% go by Gangy.

No, it means you are a dirty heathen who is living in afront to God.

I don’t like the fact that they promoted the flying car a lot with all their teasers only to have the rug taken out from under you and told it’s only for when you beat the game.

Being bothered about how other people play games says more about you than them, really. Everyone enjoys their own experience, there’s zero reason to be bothered by it. Some people like mods, some don’t. Some like speed running, others like taking their time. That’s just how it is. Different people, different methods.

Could do with a bit less shaming tone. It’s not like native peoples getting fucked in this country is new.

Not necessarily. We all know Hufflepuff/Slytherin relationships can turn out well.

Parasyte.

Can’t fucking mention difficulty around here without some cockbite rushing in to tell you how easy it was for them, because of how massive their e-peen is.

I don’t see why she had to apologize to begin with. That picture is old and was used without her knowledge. It wasn’t FOR the magazine. They just paid for the rights to it. It’s the magazine’s fault.

• yeah cause no one has ever said anything about Obama for the last 8 years. I never had to hear how hes taking our guns and going to declare martial law and going to steal texas.

After 8 years of “Thanks, Obama” I honestly don’t fucking care if people rain shit on Trump for every second of the next four.

I know exactly how it doesn’t work. I know I’m completely furious that we go to vote for president and apparently nowadays have to pray the Electoral College agrees with us. We actually can count individual votes these days and don’t need a system base on information traveling by horseback.

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