Basically.

i see it more as a business relationship than a friendship

The New York Post confirmed the news, reporting that, “ITS A NO GO FOR TAYTO!”

I think it was around 7th grade that my mom and I both agreed to not buy all the stuff at the beginning of the year. Sometimes the teacher didn’t follow the list at all and we ended up buying a bunch of extra stuff we didn’t need. Buying as needed works pretty well.

When I think of ethical living, 715$ furry sandals rarely come to mind.

Is back-to-school shopping going the way of the rotary phone and the nickel soda?

I would probably be 50% more likely to buy an Echo if it had Majel Barrert’s voice.

Amazon really needs to do this with Echo.

Yeah, it’s either young sexy woman or actress Margaret Martindale (who is sexy, but in a more understated way).

Actually he inserted himself into her performance and tried to humiliate her, which she was (rightly so) having none of. Neither was the audience. If you don’t like her as a comic, fine. But why aren’t you focusing on this guy’s entitled, misogynistic behavior?

I don’t understand most of your response. I’ve heard she was accused of stealing a joke but I actually don’t really care. She has an immense body of work so one or two of her jokes are bound to resemble another comedian’s from time to time. It happens when you’ve produced as much material as she has.

You don’t understand how comedy shows work, do you? You AREN’T supposed to yell shit out uninvited. The audience did not pay to hear joe-blow sexist bro in the third row yell shit that is less funny then what’s on stage. He deserved what he got.

Wow... so she humiliated and used someone as a pawn for laughs?

Well I agree with you in that I don’t think Amy Schumer is always a shining beacon of feminism but why call her a hack? She is obviously talented, funny and incredibly charismatic and has done a lot of things right to be where she is now. If it is a discussion you seek, starting it off with such a petty statement is…

Jo Brand has been known to say “shut up or I’ll sit on your face. I have my period.”

You do realize that a pro-woman discussion of female comics allows Maria Bamford and Amy Schumer to co-exist? Schumer’s success is only a detriment to Bamford if you believe that women inherently must compete with one another and that there’s only room for one of them.

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

You, me and Costanza...

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.