Ok,but that’s not fair to that cuddly tuxy baby.

The New York Times reports that Gao, 52, led an apparently peaceful life

Have you ever worked on the game industry ? There can be multiple reasons for pushing a game to be released unfinished while counting on a day 1 patch, contractual reasons, ‘we’re out of money’ reasons, ‘we can’t miss this precise date’ reason, etc.. They might not be all good ones, and as a player/consumer you’re…

Like so many other Jezebel attempts at parody this falls flat. Perhaps because it’s so close to the stuff that is normally published that there isn’t a huge differentiation. If the Onion published this I’d get it. But Jez is no Onion. They can’t do this and expect people to get it due to so much manufactured outrage…

A handful of crushed glass from the sewer. Does wonders for taking of the top layer.

It also means the cat can’t fall down into the fucking toilet bowl.

Whether it’s satire or just moronic rambling, it’s not successful as entertaining or enlightening or enjoyable writing. Just very lazy and not even smirk-level humorous.

Spoiler: It really doesn’t open up. There’s a segment where you’re on Grand Pulse, which is just a much wider corridor.

“Looks interesting,” said the person who didn’t read the article but just wanted to talk about a different game.

In unison: “Father is that you?”

And if a woman is wearing a t-shirt and pants on the beach, will she be forced to change into a bikini? This is complete fucking garbage. And the ‘burkini’ isn’t religious wear. It’s just an article of clothing women can wear if they don’t want to wear a revealing bathing suit. I’ve seen plenty of women who aren’t…

Can we please stop responding to these trolls wandering over from Gawker? He is all over the place, and we could have left him in the grays.

You’re a fucking wanker, mate.

I could go for a Monster Hunter spa.

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

Who is D’Agostino the wife of? I need to know this immediately.

Humans are overly anxious apes. We’re not really better than anything. Look around.

We can judge him, though, right? Because I am judging him. She has made at least 2 poor choices and maybe could use some help at life skills, but he's dangerous.

SQUIRRELFRAN

Exactly. More skin tones, maybe 4-5 hairstyle options? Seems simple. Most games with a customizable avatar seem to be able to do this.