for those that need an explanation, none will suffice.

3) the martian is not a comedy so fuck right off with that

honestly i bow down to this nominations list, with few exceptions:

And that is when PhyllisNefler the grey became PhyllisNefler the white.

I’m still working on putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress...

I understand the concept behind it but it never looks right- so I bought an ottoman where I hide it in shame.

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Every time I see that, I throw up in my mouth a little.

I really don’t want to take away from the message of this story, but is anyone else bothered by the line:

In his opening shot before he’s announced, standing behind Noah, I couldn’t help but think of a ghosted Obi Wan coming back to advise his young paduan. Star Wars Fever, it’s real.

Hopefully Capcom sees the interest and potential in this - and then pulls a Konami and gives us a Megaman pachinko machine. After canceling the Resident Evil 2 remake.

cosigning on the side-eye at VS. I’m glad that some people in the thread are having better luck with them lately, but every single one of their bras immediately locates my space-between-boobs-and-ribroll and digs in and makes a home and pushes the roll down and hurts and makes it even more noticeable until I just want…

If there is a Nordstrom near you, go to Nordstrom! VS measured me wrong for years. Women in the Nordstrom lingerie department = totally great and awesome.

There are women who don’t wear bras until they fall apart and are held together with tape, Liz Lemon-style? I’m a fail woman, apparently.

I once hatted a dog. He hated it.

I read your comment in the voice of someone who has never been a parent of a newborn.

baby looks a very cute accesory here

Man I’m sick of the “SJW” initialism.

Wow, is your comment gross. They could release in the West and no one could do anything about it. Because regardless as to how ridiculously stupid the game is toward women, regardless of who says anything against it, they’re still allowed to release here. It’s this little thing called free speech that people like to…