Netflix judges, though. Netflix is like, “are you STILL watching this?” and I’m like, “yeah, it’s the weekend and I had a rough week and so what if I want to eat Cap’n Crunch and watch all of Law and Order: SVU?!?”

“I’m not attracted to women my age” — douche radar ping

Netflix and I are currently in a deeply committed relationship. It's going great!

Naaaaaaah.

one thing you can say for Hardy, he didn't go for subtlety when it came to naming his characters....Gabriel Oak, Boldwood, Troy (Guess which is the hero, which is the annoying rich guy and which is the soldier....)I swear if I had triplet girls I'd name them Bathsheba, Jezebel, and Delilah. Life would never be dull…

Right? The headline should have been "MTV Movie Awards — Amy Schumer, of all people, wins the red carpet"

I don't see how this is any worse than standard Pokemon voice acting?

Maybe because of the timing of their announcement, but in the back of my mind, I still keep thinking this dash button thing is an April Fool's joke....

I feel like that bottom gif applies to my mood 80% of the time.

That’s what he gets for not playing it at the right time.

Come on now, we wouldn’t want to attract bears in the middle of a flight, would we?

It is against gods natural law for a man to sit next to a woman! Please let me sit in this aluminum tube flying 5 miles up in the air at 500mph in peace!!

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

“If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.”

Oh my god. So fat.

My friends and I kept dozens of those notebooks over the year. I don't remember much of the content but I do remember that we kept top ten lists of our crushes in the back of those. I cringe when I think of the potential humiliation that would have come from those falling into the wrong hands.

My high school best friend and I wrote our messages back and forth in anagrams and code. We were the dorkiest of dorks. (And when I found, years later, the notebook + the second notebook for the decoded messages [that one never left my bedroom at home], I realized that even written in plain text, (a) they were…

This is always what comes to mind when teens talk about how no one understands how hard it is for them.

“It’s like kissing a peanut!”