Yes but did you cry because you know the black lady was jealous of your yoga pose?

Truth: not a joke for me. I mean, I don't DO it, but I wish it wasn't a fraught issue SPECIFICALLY so it could be acceptable for me to wear headscarves, and on bad acne days that are not THAT far gone in my history, a complete niqab. I don't because I'm aware of the implications of appropriation and being…

I remember countless hours drinking and watching my friend play FFVII in college. I would not give those hours back for anything.

My six-year-old will put five hundred cows in a pen designed to hold one. And then I ask him, hey, don't you think they'd like more space, as though they're real cows living on a real farm on top of a volcano in the middle of an ocean, because I am weirdly actually concerned about the mental health of five hundred…

Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.

Eh, he's good, but he's no bowl of Special K.

I say we invent a new religion; we're about due. The ones we have now are too old and several of their messages can't be definitively interpreted. All hail our glorious God!

Congratulations to anyone who managed to pick one up!

She wants more diversity in the types of female characters, how do you not understand that. That means she wants more than just sexy ones. Not that she wants no sexy ones ever.

That's funny. Enough people are reading and commenting on it. Whether you admit it or not, gender equality is a social issue and it is prevalent in games as much as it is any other medium. Maybe even worse.

I always question whether or not I should go through the comments on articles about shit that actually matters, and then I remember why I don't. I'm fucking going back to Deadspin and io9.

Polyester is the bane of my existence. And everything is polyester now.

It used to be that you bought certain brand names because the clothing was very well made and would last, and it was cut well and hung properly.

I seriously do not understand the amount of vitriol people spew about handicapped parking. Who fucking cares? Yeah, I'm sure people are running around scamming the government so they can get into Target faster than anyone else. Ok.

I always feel like Netflix is judging me when I get that message.

I don't understand why this statement is so awful - could someone please explain to me? Cheers!

No, I didn't say that the gay would distract from his awesome. But they didn't make a movie about his life as a gay man - they made a movie about incredible achievements of a man, who happened to also be gay. I personally don't think that every movie where the main character is gay has to explore that aspect. And I…

they should take resources from KH3 and aim for a holiday release