Those damn babies and their lawsuits.

I grew up listening to Raffi and Weird Al. Fight me.

And yet everyone forgets to criticize the Ewoks

he needs to stop spending so much money on candles

This writer is a regular Larry Sellers.

On behalf of childrenless people trying to enjoy a quiet night out at a nice restaurant, we thank you. Sincerely.

As long as it comes with the brown sauce.

I used DD&D for my road trips to new cities. It was obviously never "fine" cuisine or anything, but it was at least reliably good food. And some of them really did turn out to be diamonds in the rough.

So why do so many people pay such a large amount for it and endlessly rave about it? That's the main thing I don't get. If it's great for dipping in butter, just eat some garlic bread.

Ah, so you're saying it's like the wine of the kids' menu?

I'm still waiting to see whether or not I actually like lobster. I've had it before, doused in butter, because that's how my family enjoyed it.

What's Thunderbird? It sounds terrible and I must have some.

Everyone who has waited on an Arby's to open has already died from food poisoning, so you won't find any of those people.

Hey man, 9:30am Taco Bell is the most important meal of the day.

I know! That part was so unrealistic, I had a hard time believing the rest of the film was factually accurate!

We must not allow a regeneration gap!

He's cool! He likes to get laid! He's not that old!

The price gets knocked down! There's a sale again! The Gap is never gonna keep them down!

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That's like "no tagbacks" or "quitsies." They're foolproof.