Holy shit you’re stupid.

Bitch shut up

Well, try not to commit suicide after fucking it up again in 2020.

I mean I'd be pissed too if my hero called it wrong. Understandable. 

Oh sure. He had to do massive damage control after calling everything wrong. His fans bought it too. 

Rremember when Nate Silver completely whiffed it in 2016? C’mon man that was *years* ago

Goddammit I considered this but decided not to edit since kinja is dumb on my phone. But fuckin kudos for making the correct take. 

Whatever we do, let’s not discuss the Obama 08/12 to Trump 16 voter bloc

That same acknowledged mediocrity being used to forge a business-friendly woke political future

Hi, I'll have a single with cheese combo, hold the onion

My favorite Ignmar Bergman movie, The Centrist 

Comprehensive 538 polling suggests “p*ssy grabber in chief” is the Richard Bachman to “persnickety”’s Stephen King

Behold. The Hillaryman in his full glory.

Definitely noticing a certain trend whenever she does anything

Hope he wore a helmet while posting. 

Give the man a hand

And one that just fell down the stairs and broke his arm like some baby

Very nice

The summer heat is getting to him. That's when cool milkshakes come in handy.