Well, they wait until the last minute then underperform. Pretty on brand, imho

Aways thought it should've ended after the house blowing up, then a trailer reel of the further adventures of Django. Django fighting racists at the center of the earth, etc

Every now and then I remember Simpsons is still on. Kinda like how OJ is just walking around out there somewhere still. I blame Fox for both.

Oh oh your plan is to whimper “softly?” And somehow it never occurred to you that McConnell may still hear the whimpering and use that as evidence we’re all antifa communists? Please, the actual pragmatic solution is to hide in a locked closet and try our best to get Evanescence’s Wake Me Up Inside going through our…

Let's meet halfway and you go fuck yourself rather than killing yourself. 

Jimmy wants the last cupcake and all of Johnny’s money and his parents. Johnny wants 1/2 the cupcake.

It's occurred to me that he's so young he thinks 2007 is ancient history.

Well people are already saying mean things about him in real life so I figure why not send him kind words for a change. Then again, he hasn’t said thanks which is something you’d expect from a classic birdbrain.

Ugh if she still loves John McCain so much why doesn’t she just marry him.

Please clap may not be a total drooling idiot incapable of looking after themself but he's not far off.

Exactly. The fire department didn't cause the fire so they also shouldn't be blamed for sitting around twiddling their thumbs as the place burns down. 

Agreed that she has no grand master plan.

Wow if Republicans are on record saying stupid shit then surely it will lead to their defeat. 

Renfield has a master plan and is clearly about to get the drop on Dracula. People who say otherwise clearly aren't current with 19th century Transylvanian political maneuverings.

Sorry but it is simply too much to ask for Democrats to stop fellating Ronald Reagan.

This response in insufficiciently deferential to Saint Ronald Reagan. 

Noted busing advocate Donald Trump, yes. Correct. 

Yeah imagine if Warren had this kind of consistency and didn’t give trump standing ovations.

Is that a Sonic the Hedgehog variant?

There's a Netflix documentary profile on Daryl Davis, who's spent years trying to get klansmen to give up their robes. One scene he's speaking with incredulous young activists who can't believe Davis doesn't see allowing four klansmen a performative redemption is a colossal waste of time especially when real activists…