I was promised (ice cream)

Still have plenty of Clinton fanfic from her more hardcore supporters to go around. Meditations on how she’d be in the white house solving racism and stuff and not bombing the middle east.

Pretty sure it’s what most people now believe what a William Gibson sprawl-esque score should sound like.

“What content did you add today, Simmons?”

“Picking stuff up in games will never get old” is inscribed over the entrances to Ubisoft’s offices.

Well if you like Pallbearer, you should check out Neurosis who are the gold standard for prog doom. At the moment I’m in a very different place listening to the newest Battle Beast which I’m really digging and Gloryhammer from last year. Supposedly there’s a new Dimmu Borgir album this year but I’ll believe it when I…

Favorite release this year, and it’s already been a banner year for metal albums

Ah, damn dude. Go ahead and post the best metal album this year. I see how it is.

A few did. Yahtzee, Jim Sterling. But fwiw I think BotW is a great game, even with some glaring problems. But open world fatigue is real and I’ve found I’m putting off a lot of releases it they’re sandbox games. I’m glad structured games like Dishonored still get made.

This review appears to confirm my initial impressions of the game and reinforce my contentment at choosing to instead marathon a bunch of Costa-Gavras movies.

Mainly they play persistent early access shooters or questionable anime visual novels.

Well, lead by example, sir.

Definitely for people who can’t abide mild criticism

Quite a Cronenbergian choice of phrasing.

Destiny 2: Safe Space

Did they implement the Destiny hopscotch tournament yet? Looked kinda fun

With such an authentic and attentive community, I can’t figure why it still has a tepid reputation.

All one unanimous voice of consumer satisfaction no doubt

Still can’t figure out who this game is supposed to be *for*

At least it’ll make for a good kotaku exclusive? “Hidden Witcher 3 Ending Makes Jack Nicholson’s The Pledge Look Like Goddamned Wizard of Oz”