I don’t think that’s quite on, since the photogs came onto private property.

Given his proclivities, I would have expected more than one beater.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA, taxes $20 a month. That’s so naive it’s almost sweet.

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Yeah but 911s are a dime a dozen (for good reason, they’re great great cars). The AMG GT is just... cooler.

Here’s the SASUKE 31 Kanzenseiha run by Yuusuke Morimoto:

Sasuke, the Japanese show this originated from, just aired its 31st season, which had its 5th TOTAL VICTORY winner. So they had 4 “winners” in 30 seasons, USA had 1 winner in 7 seasons. Looks like we’re right about on par with how often they produce a champion (they start with 100 competitors as well, just like the…

lololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!

Replace Step 1’s “Old Junker” with “any European Car outside of its Warranty” to get the same effect.

TL;DR version:

Here’s how you can learn to fix cars.
www.google.com

That’s not true.

“I’ve had this thing 8 hours and not a problem! Except for that one thing, but that was covered by warranty.”

Would you like some wood to knock on?

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

Isn’t complaining against Shimoneta kinda proving it right? You know, “censorship makes people ignorant” and stuff? :p

Isn’t the whole premise and plot of Shimoneta to satirize this very sentiment? That’s like complaining that The Colbert Report poked too much fun at right-wingers.

This is what he means by “hoverboard” apparently.

Maybe he’ll celebrate by letting his employees have health insurance.

I’m so glad! I couldn’t sleep last night because of this.

The reason their sauce is too sweet now is because they switched canned fully prepped sauce. Before ‘03/’04, don’t quite remember the year, all sauce came in cans of just tomato sauce and premeasured seasoning packets were mixed in when it was prepped the day it would be used.