John Oliver has a great piece on Civil Forfeiture:

They are protecting and serving the shit out of us.

Why so serious?

It's so sad though.

Word. That pretty much describes me as well. Also that "stereotype" he described doesn't match up with all the other Corvette folks I know. Well maybe the 'Murica attitude with a few.

How do you like your Corvette?

Just to fuck with you, it will be released as a Scion.

If it looks ANYTHING like the picture above, holy shit, I want one. IN TOYOTA FORMAT.

BMW will just figure out a new and exciting way to fuck it up. Or make it into yet another "SAV" and call it the ZX4 M, where it can transform and roll out into an SUV AND a roadster. At the same time.

spoiler looks awful, everything else, yes plz :D

If ever a car needed to be painted up as some sort of mock Angel/Eva....the Orochi just works.

That would be so unjalop.

You, with your name "AMGftw" of all the people, should know better than to buy a new car.. lol.

Yes I share your enthusiasm over what is clearly not gameplay footage!

You ruined it for all of us, Doug. You and your dumb antics.

Yep. Every time some asks me about a used BMW/MB/Audi now, I steer them towards a used Infiniti/Lexus/Acura. I've tried to explain to people so many times that "looking baller" on a budget is a bad idea, so now I'm just minimizing damage. The 3 Japanese luxury brands are pretty reliable overall, even if parts costs…

I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

First: what? Nobody checks the serial numbers on paper bills against a global database of every theft ever committed in history. A big stack of cash money is very keep-able and very usable.

I hate these headlights, freaking disgusting egg yolks.

Yeah this bullshit about "raising taxes will solve our problems" is truly just bullshit. I wish jalopnik wasn't so pinko.