My thoughts exactly. Plus, there's the whole possibility* of humanity finally being united as one when we realize there are at least 2 other intelligent species out there.

Valid. I accounted for that with 'some other planet'.

I think you are undeniably incorrect as they would not be aliens until they arrive on our, or some other planet that is not their own. ;)

Thanks man. That's a good one. I was hoping there'd be more with it.

I was referring to his 1,278 unread text messages on his iPad.

Where'd you find this?

Well actually, carriers with the iPhone do sell against it. At Rogers, they try to push everyone into an Android phone and they enforce it with higher commission and up to 60% off the already discounted employee price of Android phones if you sell a certain amount. ie: ~$100 for a brand new SIII.

Haha. Hit play on that one than press 8, wait, press 8, wait etc... hilarity will ensue.

You have some messages waiting...

Don't worry man, I lol'd.

You don't to stand and lift it up. You just straighten your legs enough that the wheels are off the ground a centimeter or two and then turn at the hips. He does it once in the video. Point reinstated. ;)

You can stand up to turn on a dime. 1 point.

You can stand up and turn on a dime.

He's not saying it looks or acts like a Segway in any way. He's saying that it's like a Segway in the sense that it's innovative and useful for it's intended purpose but nobody will use it because it makes you look like a dork.

That would be decent.

Apparently like this.

Better yet, https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ebpikpglbmpefffekgcdhogkpihphjja

It's not even a kart. It should have been called a go-boat.

Yeah that's true. I 100% agree about Patent reform,