Matt’s finally living up to his legacy as Captain America and doing the right thing here.

You can cut the final three words off that last sentence and it’s still true.

According to his Twitter feed, he’s a “family man,” always a good sign. And he’s hiding behind a George Carlin quote about “political correctness,” always the sign of someone whose opinion matters.

The Mets are the worst team in the majors at converting ground balls into outs, and Stroman’s a pitcher whose success depends almost entirely on having a good infield defense behind him. This is perfectly on-brand for the Mets.

As a Jets fan, I see two possible next steps:

Another factor for our household: They’re the only brand I can find locally that doesn’t sell their stuff only in variety packs. Since my spouse on likes black cherry spiked seltzers, White Claw gets our business while other brands linger since we don’t need 2/3 of each case to just sit around in the fridge for eight…

I wonder if Callaway thinks a real man would know how to manage a bullpen.

It’s an ad from a company that’s synonymous with waffle fries and bigotry. Even if the ad has no homophobic content, the very presence of the company name on the foul pole is a factor.

This list omits Military Madness, one of the best games for the Turbografx-16 and just a fantastic turn-based tactics game. The entire “plot,” such as it is, is basically just a battle for control of the Moon.

And less than ninety minutes later, this deal’s dead.

And less than ninety minutes later, this deal’s dead.

I’m pretty sure the fictional (and awful) Jimmy from Pop’s “Nightcap” is also funnier.

It sounds like Zoom fixed this last month (although wasn’t great about pushing out the need to run an update, but really, why the hell wouldn’t you update any business-critical software regularly?) https://blog.zoom.us/wordpress/2019/07/08/response-to-video-on-concern/

Seeing as he’s the reason the Mets are stuck with Diaz as their closer and Cano as their batting order albatross, kind of makes you wonder who he’s really mad at. Not that Callaway isn’t a terrible manager, but taking out DeGrom for your closer (which is what reports are claiming pissed him off) and thus preserving…

Taylor Swift, meanwhile, swears that she’d take a big fucking paycheck for the LGBTQ+ Community.

Is there a reason y’all have Shazam in the preview image for this article when it’s not actually coming to Prime? Feels like I just got clickbaited.

The best line from the follow-up articles about the fines Callaway got, from GM Van Wagenen:

As a Mets fan, this is filling me with nostalgia for 1992.

As a Mets fan, who sees his team still paying Bobby Bonilla off his second terrible contract a quarter century later, this sounds like a high bar.

“I Dare You” by the Regrettes is easily my favorite new song (and video) of the week.

I love this system so much, but if we don’t get some Bonk games in the US, as well as Splatterhouse, Bloody Wolf, and maybe even Klax (which had a perfect port), I’ll be disappointed. The R-Type port was pretty awesome, though.