Out of fear that they'll turn out just like me, I decided that it's better to not have kids. The world should thank me (I accept PayPal).

This goes double for "Camero" sellers. I mean, seriously, it's right there on the steering wheel, people!

Tip Number 11:

I know. I love this color, but the sunroof is so decadent and aspirational.

The great thing about Jalopnik is that it's always been a compelling mix of what it is and what it does - both product and, for lack of a less heinous term, lifestyle. But it's always been about the core of the auto-cult experience and the search for some sort of truth therein.

See kids, this is why you should have a manual transmission car.

Lol...jokes on her, I have shitty life insurance.

Paying for the bathroom - reminds me of this old Alaska Airlines commercial:

"Would have been 57.1 years, sorry about that Deepwater Horizon thing."

I said the same thing about my mother-in-law...

I just totally nabbed this thing, I hope no one sees me...

Around these parts we just call that an Eagle Summit.

If the car had been built by Toyota (or anyone else), the shifter would have felt like it was actually connected to something.

How about the Saturn Sky/Pontiac Solstice? Should have been a contender to the Miata but just couldn't compete.

Selection bias.

Airbus made them good deals at the sale (subsidized) and no more McDonnell Douglas to buy from (Merged with Boeing in '97). But the A320 is costlier to maintain than the 737, mostly because of a tight control Airbus has on special tools, parts, and they are more complex to work on (not as well designed for…

I hear all of you guys. I know what I must sound like—the quintessential American who loves big slushbox SUVs so I can drive to the mall and stop off for Starbucks on the way there and McDonald's on the way home. While I am an American, I quietly rage against what seems to be a wholly-American tendency away from…

Trees are heavy as fuck

The most humorous moment of those commercials: "Trabant 601. Schnell." lol

this wouldn't have happened at the alamo drafthouse.