I think it was a huge benefit in hindsight for the system that it didn’t support 3D graphics. 2D was incredibly mature while 3D was just barely ready for usage for anything. Just look how awful most PS1 and Saturn games held up.

And my five-year-old came in and she looked at the TV and said, “Daddy, are those boys playing basketball?”

Linda Kasabian and Susan Atkins took being in a cult less seriously than your average Nittany Lion Paterno defender.

You want to make this joke really dark and funny at the same time?

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

It’s not a small price freeze either. NES games were $50. That is a 20% increase over 35 years. If VGs followed the standard inflation rate a game would cost $126. Meanwhile the business costs associated with the development process have followed more closely the inflation rate. I am amazed that games are only $60.

Plus, other than Nintendo, the price drops like a rock shortly after and gamers are now accustom to waiting for large sales.

The REAL problem is that the price of games has held steady at $60 despite inflation and the rising cost of game development. $60 is pretty expensive to begin with, so it’s hard to imagine that changing, but this is unsustainable!

They need to change the parole system in the United States, then. Because people who have done WAY worse things-but were not associated with the name Manson- have served sentences far shorter than she has. Can’t have different rules for the rich, the poor, the black, the white, and the Manson family.

Which new song, though? Because she just released another one and it’s kinda petty too. I love pop songs, and I’m usually down with celebrity gossip and drama as a fun distraction, but what with everything that is going on in the world today, this kind of pettiness doesn’t register for me as fun. It’s just a drag.

I honestly do not understand how drinking acid is helping with your acid reflux, especially acid that reeks of rotten apples.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Kids today are spoiled. First they want food, next thing you know it’s shelter, then they’re whining about not having shoes. It’s never enough.

I’d go to a planet, scan for resources, discover some species, and hope that something interesting would happen before getting bored and leaving. Compared to the now infamous E3 demo, this was unremarkable, but it was really perfect for getting your buzz on and listening to podcasts.

Just need to remember this the next time a conservative says religious organizations and churches will take care of the sick and needy, so we don’t need any social welfare programs.

We can PC if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.

This is the Austin Powers 2 syndrome; just because you’re self-aware and break the fourth wall doesn’t automatically make it quality. Winking at the camera only gets you so far.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

P.S. Just did the math, if he were hourly and got paid overtime, to get $89K while working 90-hour weeks, his wages would have to be less than $13 an hour.