The could schedule the ‘85 Bears on a Thursday night and it wouldn’t matter. It isn’t the scheduled games. It’s that 4 days isn’t enough time for players to recover and no team can adequately prepare for the Thursday games. That’s why the games get crap ratings.

And now it is an “International Incident.” Apparently, this is on a par with the Gulf of Tonkin or the Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.

There is no way getting an article published on a commercial website is legal for an unpaid intern.

Traffic in the bare game is seriously crippling the large scale build and yes 90% the later part of the game is traffic management.

Eh, I don’t know. Excluding the newest one, I liked how the older SimCity games handled traffic. Statistics rather than modeling and pathing every single individual vehicle.

I think you’re right, but cities skyline is missing kind of the cheeky humor I loved in sim city. Which... On one hand, it’s prob unfair to expect skyline to replicate sim city 100%... But that doesn't change the fact that skyline is kind of a clinical experience.

I remember CDProjekt coming out and explaining why their trailers looked different to the finished game. But then CDProjekt should be put on a pedestal as a testament to how games should be done.

The Rio pool crew is reading this and is like, “Hey, just be glad the water’s not fucking green.”

That EVE book looks great! I’ll put it on my list.

Under our new Univision overlords, the thing being exclaimed ¡MUST BE BRACKETED AT THE BEGINNING!

This is what you get for not banning the entire Russian delegation, IOC. Learn the lesson and get it right in 2020.

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

I feel like if you ever die under mysterious circumstances the autopsy is going to look like the episode of Shark Week where they show the stomach contents of the dead shark.

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Just had to delay this one too, didn’t you Jason?

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.