Hate to defend him, but he did say that after he comes back in eight years (God, could you imagine two terms of this) he will then fire them. Not during his presidency, when the “trust” will be in effect.

So this miniature horse walks into a Pittsburgh bar....

Incidentally, those are the only three shots I ever wanted to practice when I was a kid. I never made the team, and our garage door had more dents than you could count.

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

“at least a year before I poke my head out and make sure nobody’s started pressing big red buttons?”

You should look into a lease instead :)

Still waiting for my arcologies to show up.

I’m looking forward to Jezebel’s analysis of The Lovely Ladies.

Baseball Stars! Such an overlooked NES gem (its sequel, too) that always seems to get stuck in RBI Baseball’s shadow. Creating my own teams in this game provided me endless hours of fun.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

The Dogtors Professional

Lola = lazy

Baseball is for the hoi polloi. My dogs appear to prefer more hoity toity pursuits like polo and yacht races.

Calvin and Strelka say hi:

I'll just leave this here.

Yeah post of dog pictures. Dogs are far superior to cats (mostly cause I’m allergic to cats). This is mine. Shes one lazy dog, unless she wants some rastlin.

Jack wants to know if he can bring a stuffed animal along for the game.

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

We had tix but didn’t go bc my dog got too blacked out before the game. She’s still a good dog though.

My dog is mean as F yo