Candy,candy,candy,candy,candy,candy,candy,candy,candy.

I had a couple of folks in Groupthink ask me about this, so I hope it's ok I re-post; I originally submitted it here. I have edited it to include the various theories that we've come up with as explanations (below the original story).

I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE

Tales From the Darkside-I know the episodes were cheesy, but when you are a kid and this comes on at 12:30 at night this creeps you out: (yeah I know not a movie)

I wasn't allowed to watch horror movies – I had night terrors and my parents were proactive about choosing non-trash for me to watch. That didn't stop me from sneaking peeks of this when it was on one night and they were out (probably the worst horror film for me). Huge mistake. HUGE.

Just in the mood for subtle anger to build upon, despite being in an overall good mood. Road trip tomorrow to New Mexico. Dodgers better win tonight, dammit.

Nothing Sony makes will ever top this one.

Guy learned his lesson a long time ago that being professional and being amorous shouldn't mix.

Let me guess you're from Baltimore? Also six rings

On the plus side, at least now there's a reason to watch Avs hockey for something other than Duchene highlights.

Better than Stick - Log!

We finally met the dude that thinks "Don't Dead Open Inside" makes sense.

Pfffft, the only place womenfolk need to go for their Halloween costume needs is Girls's Costume Warehouse:

This is just...wow, beautiful.

"So Wenchette, what does one do with a BFA in Fine and Applied Arts with an emphasis in Fibers?"

Blatant 80's big hair flashback DUAN

I read that in Drop Dead Fred's voice. Because obviously.

I listen to a lot of R&B, Rap, Hip Hop but this? Really?

huge Steeler fan, but i cant watch this garbage fest of a team all season. love my team, but im jumping into hockey season earlier than usual lol