FUCK SAKE!!! Why didn’t I take your advice?!

I actually think Trump is too stupid to realize what he is doing. I do not think he is intentionally trying to push racism forward. Bigotry on the other hand.....

Trump: Whats the WiFi password?
Obama: It’s “Congrats!HillarEP45"
Trump: That’s too long, I will just change it to “guest”

“Naughty Naughty” by Danger Danger. Make what you want of that.

72% of the stuff you read on the interwebs is correct 34% of the time

The phrase I like to use is, “Hit bottom then started digging.”

We’ve been under threat of clown for a while now... his name is Donald Trump

When’s gaysplaining going to become a thing? I am a straight guy but I think I could actually learn a thing or two, even if in a condescending tone.

math are hard

Whats the equation when a good guy with a gun shoots another good guy with a gun? Should another good guy be there? Or is this when a bad guy with a gun comes into play?

My then girlfriend/now wife always had a can of chocolate covered mixed nuts at her house although she never really ate them. Those were my go-to post-coital snack. That Christmas her mom gave me a big can of chocolate covered nuts. My wife just chuckled in the corner, her mom wasn’t aware of the story behind them…

Back in the day, I worked at a sign shop (cut vinyl). I had a dude come in w/ his red Beretta, base model I believe, and make Z26 stickers for it. I guess i did such a great job he came back and completely NASCARed it out... Big #8 on the doors, Goodwrench checkers on the sides, a bunch of part manufacturers that he…

I don’t play hockey, but my son and his friends do. I bought a pickup specifically for this reason when carpooling to practices and games. Too many times I have been driving home in the dead of winter hanging my head out the car window trying not to throw up because of the smell.

Lighten up Francis

Doesn’t he need some kind of drug addition to qualify as a Yankee?

This looks like a car from a Pixar movie

cheeto dust

So, I totally didn’t read the article and took the title in a different context... my bad.

When my friends and I were 14-15 (9^th grade) we were real hellions… we would sneak out late at night and vandalize stuff and run around town being general miscreants. My one friend (there were 4 of us) would steal his mom’s ’91-‘92 Mustang and go joy riding. One night we were out mailboxing, I was at bat, and the bat…

I had a 90 Gallant (non-VR-4). I beat the piss out of it. When I got it, it had close to 90k miles. I almost tripled that. May she rest in peace.