it would not get as much attention, but that’s likely not the point

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

I’m not even sure how many Eagles fans were there. One of the reporters covering the event asked six people in attendance who the Eagle’s quarterback was in the Superbowl. None of the six knew the answer. I’m guessing once the Eagles were disinvited, all the Eagles fans peaced out as well so they filled the events…

Dude is so narcissistic that he actually sings, “Stand beside me” instead of “stand beside her”.

My incredibly bad lip reading skills lead me to believe that he actually says “stand beside *me*” rather than “her”. This fucking guy literally makes everything about himself.

It’s all embarrassing, but at the very end when he belts out the “HOME” in “home sweet home” with confidence and then completely whiffs on the “sweet,” is just brutal. Like really dude, you couldn’t anticipate the “sweet”? Not only is “home sweet home” one of the most common American idioms, the phrase is earlier in…

I’m sure the marine choir or whatever the fuck it is singing god bless america is as fun for these fans as seeing their team would have been. Lol.

god bless peppermint rolls

The trick is to mouth the word “watermelon” at different speeds without fully enunciating.

That’s not him forgetting the words. That’s him not having enough breath support to sing more than every other word.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

Fuck nazis, and their enablers.

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.