I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

But enough about our Big Wet President!

Woah, man! It’s like time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future.  

Tusk is the greatest song in human history. However, I agree, Heart sucks.

Outrageous Omission:

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

Hi Barry always love the articles but for the love of god please tell the people in charge that the auto-play videos in the middle of them are ruining this website. 

It’s a shame b/c he was one of a handful of US cyclists with personality. One of the nice things that EF Education First presented by Cannondale clothed by Rapha fueled by Red Bull defined by Satre did was let their riders show some personality. 

The myth that baking is about precision needs to die. This myth turns off way too many would-be home bakers. Depending on the recipe you can make some pretty big deviations while still getting a good bake. Heck I make bread and pizza dough without even measuring.

This Jeep illustrates how well Jeeps, in general, hold their value.  Sure the price is high, but it isn't ridiculous, especially for a rust free Los Angeles version.  A highschool or college kid will snap this right up, as is.  Crack pipe for an adult.

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

It’s always heartening to see the Cardinals lose, but to see them lose like this? Just goes to show there’s still some good in the world.

I thought for sure with the bases loaded in the top of the 8th the Nats were screwed.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

I always thought I hated cherries because maraschino cherries are fucking nasty. Turns out real cherries don’t taste like them at all.

I’ve died on this saucy hill before and I’ll gladly do it again — quit buying jars of tomato sauce! You have to boil the water to make the pasta, so let’s be honest: this isn’t a time issue. A can of crushed tomatoes, some olive oil, some freeze dried garlic and spices — these are all easy things to keep around. Just…

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Beer: Zero

Speed definitely, cocaine probably, but those are rich people drugs and so they don’t count as drugs.

“What was he thinking?”