IT’S A TRAP!

I love Star Wars as much as the next guy, but that’s a total CP from me. I still can’t wrap my head around the STAR VANRS logo...

I think when an entire population hulks out, it is no longer considered incredible. Credible Hulks.

The nihilists who love Trump love the chaos he creates. The dumber/crazier he gets, the more they like him. They’d love to die in an accidental nuclear winter if it meant owning the libs. A solid 33% of America would voluntarily drink the Jonestown Flavor-aid if it meant everyone else had to drink it with them.

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

Gob’s not on board.

I don’t care? He’s a billionaire. He can spare some pennies to run a newspaper that loses $100k a year.

For my wife and I, we really view 18-21 as the opportunity to set them up for success at being an adult. College, work, saving money, etc. We both want to do things different from our parents. While college is glorified, the amount of debt you walk away with just sets you back for the remainder of your 20s, if not…

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

You can add your teenager as an authorized user on your account and help them out that way, but today you cant open credit cards on your own anymore until you turn 18 and, thanks to a federal law, 18-21 requires verification of employment. Older people can just pretty much put whatever and no one cares but under 21 it…

Piece of advice to the parents out there. When I turned 16 or whatever the age was my mom and dad opened a credit card in my name and didn’t tell me about it. They used that card for all sorts of stuff, put a car on it when the auto industry crashed and you could get dumb deals, but they kept in in perfect standing. I…

It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized that vegetables could taste good, if only you prepared them properly. My mom did the best she could with limited resources, but all of our vegetables came out of a can. That is never going to get a kid excited about vegetables. When I was in college one of my friends had…

“Okay, so for the car, you’ll need insurance, a driver’s license, and you’ll need to register it with the state. For the gun? Ehhhh, we’ll just throw that in as a bonus. What’s that, you’ve never held one before in your life? We’re sure you’ll figure out how to use it in a couple of minutes.”

For paying an extra $5 of allowance money, I let my kids choose their seats in the van (third row only, 28" seat pitch). And if they got a good progress report, I’ll even let them bring an extra carryon bag with guaranteed space (on the roof rack, that is).

who the fuck is paying over $45k for a Traverse or Acadia?!

You’re automatically taunting with that Cookout drop-in. Goddammit why do all but arguably 3 FF chains suck?

The AZ Fall League is kicking off out here.

I recently moved from a small city with a popular minor-league baseball team to an even smaller city without one, and in all the things I calculated about making the decision to move, I didn’t realize how much I’d miss the simple pleasure of getting off of work, saying “fuck it, I’m not doing anything else with the…

13. Another element the author fails to grasp is that while analytics may be able to predict which ballplayers are suited for MLB play, it has not yet perfected the development of goofy, high calorie stunt foodstuffs.  Without the trial and error and development taking place every season at MiLB parks, it’s unclear…