I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

I think the problem isn’t with the molasses like pace of the end of basketball games, it’s that blue agave nectar is a much more healthy alternative to molasses as a sweetener in baked goods, drinks, and whatnot. I went to this awesome little bakery a few days ago, it had THE. BEST. blondie brownies. I normally prefer…

Not crazy about all the rear lettering - wth. Everyone already knows it’s a Porsche, 911 is redundant. Just go with Carrera S. If anything they should add a small t like Carrera tS . Since the Turbo is not the only Turbo anymore and also redundant.

Perfect. I love this song!

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

There’s a difference between understanding and condoning. This idea that we can train men (for years) to hunt and kill other humans repeatedly and efficiently, yet expect them to draw some kind of boundary at mutilating a corpse is laughable.

Maybe his idiotic reasoning is actually a brilliant riddle! Is the answer “The doctor is the boy’s mother”?

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

“Trump later called it a “failing piece of garbage,” and said it would “suffer the consequences” for publishing the report.”

Ugh, that 2nd generation is bland and generic, and it doesn’t even look like a luxury car. Look at the relationship between the wheel/tire size and the body. It looks like a cheap commuter car.

“Boring” and “ugly” are not the only two choices in the world.

I, for one, welcome Peeghazi and accept it as fact.

*Watersportsgate

As much as I hate Trump, journalists and intelligence agents were correct in holding back on details they couldn’t confirm. The problem is that Comey didn’t take the same approach to Huma Abedin’s fucking laptop.

It’s funny reading these replies from people in their 20's who think that people in their 40's secretly yearn to still go to college bars and get fucked every night.

It’s so deeply ingrained it wouldn’t have ever occurred to me NOT to do that.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

Let’s not forget the fact that the police chief is also acting like a baby here-

What’s wrong with that? The blue one is far nicer looking in my opinion so they did well with that transformation.