I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

He was driving erratically, instead of giving him a ticket for that they make this up?

The economy is not crawling, it’s been 6 straight years of massive profit. You’re just not seeing any of it because it’s super-concentrating upward. That’s not the fault of progressives.

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Why would you want to cut down consumption? #kidsthesedays

Thank you for asking, ESPN. No, no I am not ready to move on like Grayson is. I would like to see this discussed ad nauseum on ESPN for a week. Can you help a guy out?

I hope he’s stocked up on Campbell’s Soup for his suspension.

or just drink it right out of the tap on the bag

“Super Extreme DUI”should only be invoked when Red Bull or Four Loko is involved.

Which still doesn’t explain why they would all be up and running for the first 88 2/3rds years. Like, why wouldn’t the robots all be scheduled to boot up an hour before all the passengers? Why are they awake when Chris Pratt is running around alone, DECADES before he’s supposed to be?

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

To be fair (and might make an interesting motor related article), most if not all light standards are designed to be sheared just like the video showed, lowing the chances of fatalities when hit.

The waffle iron in the hotel is great if you like waiting 45 minutes for a waffle because you are waiting for a family with 7 children to make one for each kid.

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Absolutely! Plus, invariably, I somehow put 27 times more batter than necessary into it and make the world’s biggest fucking mess for the next asshole (usually my wife) to try to deal with.

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

...I try not to speak of that day anymore, okay?