I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

“So my wife and I will leave our home soon – the only home we’ve ever known, the place where we’ve lived since the summer of 2013...”

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

How can you not love the Hawks?

It’s a safer bet that they are the most intensely tested athletes in the world and that their first positive test is a minimum two-year ban.

Only if it’s against Duke. This is allowed.

So White Supremacists are an unimpressive 1-1 this week.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Well duh. Everyone knows that Mechanical doping was more Cancellara’s speed.

The passive-aggressiveness of his tweet pisses me off. If you’re going to make accusations, make accusations. Otherwise you’re just fueling speculation in hopes of staying relevant.

Chicken skin is why traditional wings are better.

When your second son is born, bring your older son to the hospital but don’t introduce him to his baby brother being held by his mom. Send him to the nursery to “find” his brother and bring him to his parents. Makes an enormous difference down the line...

Wine comes in a bottle?

“Listen to “Skinny Love” on repeat”

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

If they’re not careful they could end up with some jabroni managing to scam their way into a position of incredible power despite being totally unsuitable/unqualified/unprepared for it. I think that’s called a feedback loop.