Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Re: Championship gear - Yeah, you can wear it into the next season, but then it becomes a random outdated shirt/jacket/whatever. I haven’t worn my 2009 World Series gear since...halfway through the 2010 season. The longer you go without a new championship the more annoyingly nostalgic it gets. Well, maybe situations…

Say what you will about Mike Pence. He deserves it. He has been a horrible governor, and attached himself to the sweet potato with marshmallow man during this cycle.

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

Hex, wing or pistachio?

which most people know as “not being a dick”

Wasn’t Jay Z the guy who did that song about how the Yiddish in Paris were going gorillas?

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

If we have to pick favorite Corvette concepts I have to go with the one Pininfarina did.

Of course you should. And you should also definitely talk to that therapist about your impulse to hide something like that from the person who has promised to be your partner and confidante for the rest of her life.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Any meme where teens are as quiet as possible is fine by me.

We’re all going to have goddamn portrait-hung TV’s in the future because fucking teenagers can’t film anything in landscape.

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

aka “first”

“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them”

Ah, now let me show you something, plebeians. Fancy, fancy vehicles like BMWs have an automated feature so that one doesn’t have to keep their foot on the brake at lights like a good-for-nothing commoner. Activating the Auto H function means that the electronic handbrake turns on at every stop and holds the car until…

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”