That’s gross. Trim your fingernails.

Also hard: getting a job in your small college town while everyone else moves away. I genuinely believe that my fiance, our 2 friends, and I are the entirety of the 20-something post grads in this town (this isn’t entirely true but does bring about another point: I know other people that live here, but moving from…

I agree! all we have to do is frack for natural gas, then use energy to heat up a bunch of water, and boom! free hydrogen (and CO2).

Hydrogen is really cool because we make by steam reformation of methane.

I listened to This American Life this morning too!

On the stand there are a couple of buttons. I think it’s the back left. Hit it 4 times to knock the brightness down to the minimum. I agree, it’s a very bright time display.

On the stand there are a couple of buttons. I think it’s the back left. Hit it 4 times to knock the brightness down…

You should go ahead and buy it. It’s literally (and I actually don’t mean figuratively) one of the best purchases I’ve ever made. My fiance wake up about 30 minutes before I do, and normally wakes up before the sound even goes off. Your wife may find this to be the case as well.

You should go ahead and buy it. It’s literally (and I actually don’t mean figuratively) one of the best purchases…

I’m a fan of both. The biggest thing with a French Press is a good grinder (which is, you know, the secret to all good coffee), which unfortunately I’m too poor to buy right now. A blade grinder = lots of dust, which turns those last sips into a bitter, gritty mess, which leads me to an Aeropress most mornings.

I’m a fan of both. The biggest thing with a French Press is a good grinder (which is, you know, the secret to all…

I immediately knew they were all little shits by the portrait video.

I'll blame my bad shoulders on my dad just being too fun.

I don't know specifically where you are talking about, but I know exactly what you are talking about.

That’s great. I was mostly just invited to join a cult when I hiked, but did go to a little Presbyterian church in Delaware Water Gap. No food though.

Oh wait it wasn't sarcasm?

A similar thing happened to Alexey Leonov on the first spacewalk. His suit was so inflated that he couldn’t fit back into the airlock.

Georgia's managed to fall just shy of national championship for 35 years

It’s a sunk cost anyway. It’s not like the wedding would have been $75 cheaper if they had shown up.

My GF is a teacher as well, and on a hall full of male teachers. She is the defacto dress code enforcer because of this.

Ah yes, to commemorate the Tour de Franzia I assume?

I pass a QP for sale every day on my way to work. I'm staying strong, but man do I want it.

You're going to brag about having an iPhone when you literally have a fucking TIME MACHINE??