Lowbrow insults? I don’t need lowbrow insults. So far in this thread people have made assumptions about my education, religious affiliation and political affiliation. All of which were wrong.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

I grew up in Georgia ( the country). In the 90s, recovering from the soviet collapse and with all the ex-soviet people in govt. positions, the country was a hell hole. To have been inside a car, was a cool thing as a kid. Sure, I had been in busses, but only a handful of times had I sat in a car.

“I believe they prefer to be called ‘Escorts’ these days.”

The VA is amazing. I can’t wait until everyone gets to suffer like I do. Please please, everyone vote for single payer and government run healthcare. I.... double.... dare..... you.

Actually, you fucking piece of shit, you could possible harm someone. Someone that is turning right and doesn’t see you driving in the lane that is ILLEGAL TO FUCKING DRIVE IN!

Hahaha, no. We’re not talking about regular traffic or about the people who drive on the shoulder because they’re only 30 feet short of their exit lane. We’re talking about the highway traffic that’s been choked up by accidents or construction. There’s only one way to go, forward, so in that respect it’s exactly like…

Ummm; not even fucking close.

Are you freaking kidding me? You don’t see anything wrong with stopping others from driving on the shoulder? Don’t even begin to tell me there are legitimate reasons for the shoulder drivers. You know as well as I do, these shoulder riders are NOT in it for an emergency. They’re just trying to skip lines, and in…

This is a child’s mentality.

I usually just ride half on the shoulder and half on the road with my work truck.

Durant used to drink bourbon in OKC, but with Westbrook around, there just weren’t enough shots to go around.

Kinja readers: “They might build a new pipeline, lets protest it out of existance”

Fred Rogers was a musician, educator, saviour of public television, equal rights advocate, and humanitarian. He definitely does not belong in Deadspin comments.

I can just imagine Ed Hochuli going to town on somebody, then flexing and kissing his biceps as he announces a personal foul call on the mangled heap of human at his feet...

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

I would not be able to conduct myself like a human being if this was my child. I would paint Baltimore red with this piece of shit’s entrails.

Say what you will, but my complete mistrust and general skepticism of all humankind keeps me from believing anything that anyone tells that involves handing over my money or personal belongings for any amount of time.

I wouldn’t classify Mattis as “Liberal” in any sense of the word, but I think he would be a fine President. His foreign policy would be more hawkish than say Clinton, but not stupid hawkish. He’s a realist on the social issues that came up through military the last decade or so, like ending DADT, but beyond that I…

Actually a life long military man is less likely to see military solutions as the best ones. They have the perspective. Remarks by Senator Chuck Hagel are emblematic of this viewpoint: Many of those who want to rush this country into war and think it would be so quick and easy don’t know anything about war. They come…